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Rob Shamblin School Board Member - District 5 McMinn County School Board 3 South Hill Street Athens, TN 37303 Dear Rob, I’m writing to you because, well, frankly your name appears last on the list of School Board Members so I’m assuming all of the Left Wing Libtards probably get worn out before they get to you. So, I figure you might actually get this letter. Great job banning that book. Kids should not read about mice. They are gross.   That was good thinking on your part.   My nephews have a guinea pig. It will probably turn them gay. They are on my wife’s side of the family. However, the bad news is, it turns out that this guy has sold a lot more of his books ever since you guys banned it. Which stinks. But, it got me thinking. I just recently published a book of my own.   It’s called, “My Sexy Date with Bigfoot” and it’s a book of short stories. It’s pretty disgusting and no child should read it.   Honestly, it was never my intention to sell it to children. But h...

  Ivan Reitman passed away recently.  He had directed a lot of my favorite movies from my youth: Animal House, Meatballs, and Ghostbusters to name a few.  Harold Ramis cowrote Ghostbusters and starred in it.  He also wrote the screenplay for and directed Groundhog Day which is easily in my top five favorite movies of all time. Is it arrogant to discuss my work alongside the works of these two superstars? I don't know. I mean it's not like either one of them will ever read it. But more importantly, it's my blog so yeah it's going to be about me.  Keep reading for an exclusive excerpt from my new book: My Sexy Date With Bigfoot ! I love a story that combines the fantastic with the everyday.  And while Ghostbusters certainly does this and does it beautifully; I love the way that it is more subtle in Groundhog Day .  How everything is perfectly normal except for that little something that is off.  In this case, it's how Bill Murray has to keep li...

 Hello Gareaders and Cohenthralled! Yes, that is what my fans call themselves.  Well great news! Because now fans of my books will be able to buy book on Amazon.com!  That's right, my first book of short stories, "My Sexy Date With Bigfoot" will be available on 2/22/2022 at 2:22pm but it is available for preorder right now! This book contains 10 previously unpublished short stories as well as an excerpt from my unpublished novel, "Long Gold Road" It is 122 pages and only $9.99 for the Kindle version . Watch this space for updates on the softcover and hardcover versions. Here is a sneak peak of the eponymous short story. Peggy is getting ready for her date with Bigfoot.  Until tonight, their relationship has existed entirely online. She is in her bedroom with her best friend Megan and her younger sister Denise.  “We exchanged pictures,” said Peggy. She grabbed a small, bejeweled picture frame off the dresser. She tossed it roughly to Megan who had to roll to the...