Poetry and Motrin
Gentle Readers, I have the opportunity to submit some poems to an anthology and it's giving me a headache. It is an anthology for humorous poetry which I feel like is pretty unusual. The problem is you can only submit three, and at this point I'm writing three to four every day. Quantity over quality. So, I'm going to post the ones I've been considering and leave in the comments your favorite 3. Okay? Thanks. Also, I'm planning to publish my own anthology very soon. So keep your eyes and wallets open for that. Also, also, I opened a Fiverr account where you can buy some custom, sweet poetry of your own. (1) FDA Food Code 2017: Section 6-301.12 Employees Must Wash Hands! It is the law: we must insist! This sign’s at every taco stand Yet, posted nowhere at my dentist? Now, of course I understand In fact, I think it’s grand That all employees wash their hands From Master Chef down to apprentice Of course it would be rude if they prepared food after they pooed